What A Joke :)

During the last days of the reign of cruel Czar Nicholas, a Jew fell into the Moskva River and was in imminent danger of drowning.

“Help! Help! I can’t swim!” screamed the terror-stricken Jew.

A squad of the Czar’s soldiers, loitering on the bank, laughed derisively, making no move to help the doomed man.

“Save me!” bellowed the poor soul again. But the soldiers only laughed louder.

“Down with the Czar-up with the revolution” screamed the nimble-witted Jew as he was going under for the third time.

The soldiers immediately jumped into the river and dragged the man to safety.

“We’ll teach you to deface the sacred name of the Czar,” they roared as they hauled the grinning Jew to jail.